I drink too much.
I realise this, but also, fuck it.
I'm an awful fecker for the stuff, living up terribly well to my stereotype.
I do love an ould drink so I do.
And yep, I get carried away and if you've ever been on the end of my alcoholic escapades, or will be (for future reference), know that I turn into a child when I drink. Any 'inappropriate' talk or questions should be treated as though I were six. Things like 'why do you talk funny?' or 'your skin is SO dark!' should be expected and not dealt with as though it comes from a sober man in his mid-thirties.
Alternatively I might turn 86 and get heavy on your ass.
I won't cause any major trouble or harm, don't worry, but do please forgive me for being out of line. k?
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